The train station at the Burbank airport (yes, it exists) is MAYBE a quarter of a mile from the baggage claim. All signs point to you getting a shuttle there. You realize once you get on the shuttle that the walk to the shuttle is half way to the train station. And you spent 5 minutes waiting for the one specific shuttle. You should have just kept walking.
There is no easy pedestrian access to anything.
When you get off the plan, you are embraced by a warm, fuzzy combination of smog and fog that just screams childhood.
Less than 3 hours until I'm home.