Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Bringing Paris Home


I don't even know what to say but SUCCESS. I succeeded not only in making bread, but making really fucking good baguettes of the type I have only tasted in Paris. I am not even quite sure how I did it. It took 3 days, endless kneading, and was completely worth the 10 minutes that it took me to devour most of what you see in this picture.

Now, won't you ask me, "Shane, dear, aren't you gluten intolerant? Isn't white bread anathema?" And my answer would be, "Absolutely. This amount of AP flour will make my tummy hurt for the rest of the day. AND I DON'T EVEN CARE." That is how good these are. 

My life is complete.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congratulations on making... you know... BREAD. You will make a great neanderthal wife one day.

Love,

Your favorite Cuban.

CosmoShane said...

The neanderthals were hunter-gatherers. I don't think they milled flour.

Love,

Your favorite smartass.